Nut King

The King of all Nuts (and Bolts)
"Dude, did you call the Nut King yet?"
"He will give us a good time."
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Crone nut

When you are seriously hot for an old lady and/or get off on old ladies.
I'm gonna get my crone nut on!
by Daisy Doright June 23, 2019
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Coke my nuts

“Yo, bro.”
What’s up?”
“You wanna coke my nuts, bro.”
by DuckOBell July 30, 2021
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nut jaw

The condition in which a person possesses a wide enough jaw to comfortably and simultaneously fit two nuts in their mouth
by Clifford’sBigRedDong October 16, 2018
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Potato nuts

When your balls look like potatoes. In other words, very deformed
by SUMFURRYTHING June 20, 2016
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nut umami

In a can of mixed nuts, it is only the pecans that possess a peculiar earthy flavor that is the essence of pure nuttiness. That essence, that is even more pronounced in the hickory nut, is that under-flavor that is nut umami, which can also be measured in intensity. Walnuts, especially black walnuts, have a more bitter drying flavor, that is at the bitter end of the nut umami spectrum, whereas the pecan and hickory are in the balanced and more centered warm spot on the nut umami scale.
Those roasted pecans exude the most wonderful nut umami.
by December 18, 2020
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