brown jewel

The opposite of 'crown jewel'. A shiny dud.

Craig Kimbrel is the brown jewel of the Cubs' 2021 fire sale (after losing 12 of 13).

by jimbo_yourmom July 9, 2021

Brown sugar salmon

When a girl is sweet yet acts fishy about a situation

Boyfriend: who was that guy
Girlfriend: oh, nobody *gives boyfriend a kiss*
She’s a “brown sugar salmon”

by Pear6 June 23, 2021

The brown flashbang

You take diarrhea and the materials for a pipe bomb and make 2 cylinders and fill one up with diarrhea and one with gunpowder.

Its used in the same way as a normal flashbang but a big mess is added and it can blind the enemies with shit

The military uses The Brown Flashbang instead of the normal flashbang

by Funny goober April 25, 2022

Mrs Brown

DA fooniest pefrson ever am I right ha ha I can’t rn it is she is so funny taht I am so happt and laughing larry rn I can’t rn ha ha ha

"Mrs Brown's Boys is on"
"Now thats what I call quality."

by DespicableChuck February 11, 2021

Chris Brown

If a hoe is trifling and being a bitch u beat the hoe up

your honour she almost ran me over so i Chris browned her

by oloswrld June 30, 2020

Brown Starburst

When you have anal sex with a person in the process of going diarrihea.

I can't wait to brown starburst Jess tonight after he has Mexican food.

by DJ Soak N Poke November 6, 2015

brown knuck

Noun. The act of rubbing the knuckles of one or both hands on ones bootyhole and then proceeding to punch another individual with said hand(s).

"Bro, Jimmy fucked my wife so I had to hit him with that brown knuck. Gave that bastard a black eye and pink eye at the same time."

"Your father would be proud, John."

"Thanks Mom."

by The Hon. Dr. Rev. Smokaspliff December 12, 2021