stefans fat ass dog

my friend's dog who is a total fat ass mother fucker

me: dude
friend: what?
me: ur dog is a stefans fat ass dog!
friend: i know

by dude123456879gh October 18, 2008

Crab-Dog-Alcohol Hypothesis.

A behavioural anomally known to exist in Costa Rica. When a human is sober, they can touch the local dogs with ease, while crabs will run away as fast as they can. When the same human is under the influence of alcohol, dogs run away almost instantly while the human can reach down and touch crabs with ease.

I tried touching the crabs on the beach, but it didn't work until I was drunk because of the Crab-Dog-Alcohol Hyphothesis.

by Klotz November 4, 2003

i fucked my dog

When you fuck you dog in the ass

Dude i got so drunk and i fucked my dog

by Clioonline March 8, 2018

Feed the dog through the letterbox

To push your hand down behind a woman's underwear and access her lady bits from the front while not removing dress/skirt/trousers.

I can't believe that Madonna let Vanilla Ice feed the dog through the letterbox in her Sex book.

by Ice Ice Ice Baby January 9, 2009

dog chew toy

an act of showing one's testicles by pulling them up over one's boxers, shorts, etc. and leaving them there to hang and parade them around to people. Thus, with only the testicles showing, and the lack of blood flow to the scrotum, they actually look like a dog chew toy.

"i whipped out the dog chew toy on my sleeping roomate after slapping him in the face."

by bigpeaks420 September 9, 2006

Hot Dog Sandwich

2 hot dogs cooked in the microwave for 1 minute. put hot dogs on tortilla wrap with ketchup, shredded cheese and chopped onions. fold wrap and enjoy :

So am I! Maybe that guy over there is selling them so we can get a Hot Dog Sandwich

by 3546746513547351684615 February 22, 2011

Dog-Faced Boy

dude covers his face with crazy glue and does a straight up face plant on his lady's crotch. in a jerking motion; removes his face from her crotch, revealing his new facial hair. the move is completed when the man goes "ruh ruh ruhruhruhruh" growling, like a dog.

my babe doesn't need to get waxed anymore because i totally gave her a dog-faced boy.

my dog was so jealous of me when he saw my new dog-faced boy.

i couldn't afford a brazilian, so for our one-year anniversary, my man gave me a dog-faced boy.

by MCAA, Bithes420 & Sparkle Foot February 28, 2011