Hoe bag

Someone who is a brat. Someone who brags a lot. Someone who I ugly af but still gets all the guys cause she's athletic. Usually pretty rich.

Geez regan is turning into such a hoe bag!

by hajahahahahajagdya April 15, 2017

Mall of Bags

A new brand called Mall of Bags is on the rise. They will be offering a variety of bag options across all categories, including women, men, and children.

Mall of Bags: They've even mentioned specially selected bags. We're keeping an eye on it.

by jassmine06 December 17, 2023

Float the bag

A metaphor for slowing down and taking your time (as when you buy a new fish).

Hey dude, don't eat that all at once! Float the bag, man, float the bag.

by scowb May 23, 2024

Deuce-Bag

Someone who is being an especially shitty douche-bag.

Jim: "Holy Shit Dan, do you see what that guy is doing with your girl-friend?"

Dan: "Yea. He's being such a Deuce-Bag."

by A Time Walker September 3, 2013

Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

Speed Bag The Pickle

Male Masterbation

Seeing those big tits makes me want to Speed Bag The Pickle

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

Boston Tea Bag Party

You go into a room with a bunch of other guys, wearing disguises, while the woman lays on the bed with her mouth open, and you dump 342 teabags into her gullet.

I was thinking about a nice anniversary gift for my wife.
- How about you throw her a Boston Tea Bag Party?

by Jack N. Jit December 5, 2024