TIME MACHINE

REGRET

JIM: What do u want to do if there is a time machine?
WHITE: You mean what do I regret?

by Ezra 33 February 12, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.

"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."

by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022

full time bruh moment

When something is so idiotic or odd that it classifies as more than a part time bruh moment

Guy 1: dang I cant think of a definition for this word
Guy 2: that's a full time bruh moment

by Akhult1 October 28, 2020

time by

The act of going back in time and killing someone before they can commit some form of atrocity. Ideally used for altering pop culture, not history.

Keanu Reeves needs a time by right after Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

by Phil K. November 15, 2005

Time for work boss

What you text your friend to let them know either you are at work and suffering, or what you say to let them know it is indeed time for them to go to work

Johnny: Time for work boss
Bob: pain…..

by Amp020115 July 15, 2023

perming time

Time spent with one another while finger twisting each other’s hair so intensely that permanent curls are made. Even jerry himself would be jealous.

The two handed twirlers placed perming time in a whole new perspective

by ScruffMcGruffs November 15, 2021