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friend muscle

To act like a tough guy when your friends are with you, to someone who you would not if you were alone.
Carlos and Jared: Did you talk any more shit to Bill when we were gone?
Xander: No, you guys werent here.
Carlos/Jared: But you're so tough, you have meaningless tattoos, you listen to rap music really loud, and you go by Xander instead of Alex or Alexander.
Xander: I guess we all just have friend muscle.
friend muscle by bmazz88 June 9, 2011

Friend bomb 

When you click on a friend's name on facebook and load them up with all your best friends.
I don't usually friend bomb someone who plays Farmville, no matter how good their posts are, it's embarrassing. But if they prove themselves long enough, I will even friend bomb them.
Friend bomb by BridgetObama June 20, 2011

Friend Harvester 

A Person on Facebook that accepts any Friend, or trys to become Friends with people they don't actually know.
Yeah, Cindy is a Friend Harvester, she always accepts friend requests, but she didn;t have one the other day when she needed her tire changed, Haha
Friend Harvester by Pafzko August 18, 2011
A friend is someone who can be relied upon to bring beer around after you've had a long day moving into your new house.
Stella brought her friend Gino a 6 pack of coopers to share with her in celebration of his move into his dream house.
Friend by GT1980 January 11, 2012

Friend Vacation 

When you lose contact with a close friend for an extended amount of time from a week +.
Sometimes a friend vacation is needed when a good friend starts to get on your nerves. Take a break and come back to a refreshed relationship. Other times your friend may take a vacation from you because they have entered into a romantic relationship and spend less time with you and more with their significant other. The most convenient use of the term "friend vacation" can be used to stop contact with someone who your just not that into but they seem very interested in you. Just let them know that you'll still be in contact but your taking a friend vacation from them to focus on something important like work, or school. Hopefully by the time you get back from vacation they have found someone else to pursue and you can remain in the friend zone right where you want to be.
Friend Vacation by k2thedawgg September 29, 2012

Friend of Savile's 

(UK) A person who has or is suspected of having unhealthy sexual ambitions. Derived from Jimmy Savile, a British TV presenter who was exposed as an abuser of hundreds of children after his death in 2012.
A: Who's that fella always hanging round outside the off-licence?
B: Pervy Pete? He gives me the creeps as well - always buying underage kids booze. Friend of Savile's if ever I saw one.
A: Tsk tsk.