Penis Butter

When butter is applied to the crotch and the host allowing a dog to lick it off.

Wow, did Michael just have his dog lick the penis butter?

by Carlover360 November 11, 2020

kung pow penis

Originated from tumblr

When someone says something everyone finds cringey, one-by-one everyone types out “KUNG POW PENIS” to obliterate them

Ellie: wait, Eric, are you gay?
Sarah: you just noticed that?
Luke: K
Steven: U
Evan: N
Eric: G
Steven: P
Eric: O
Luke: W
Sarah: P
Evan: E
Steven: N
Luke: I
Eric: S
Ellie: I just got kung pow penis’d. wow.

by angelic-cyclist February 18, 2024

Penis Fetus

What comes out when you pass a kidney stone.

Honey, I think I just passed a Penis Fetus! I feel so much better now.

by Joyful Journey July 1, 2023

Penis Leaf

The foreskin of a penis; an insult

That man just called a woman a bitch because she wouldn’t sleep with him. He’s such a penis leaf .

by Petite Marvel January 19, 2018

penis

if you have a penis it is small and you are not a man yet cuse men have dicks if you are a man with a penis your gay :) -ching chon asshat

jade “hey bro you have penis u gay”
tanner “aw thanks bro we can chill in a hot tub”

jade “fuck ya”

*high five*

by ching chong asshat January 12, 2020

penis

A thing that gets hard when aroused.

Me: I'm tired of my penis getting hard!

by TVking April 17, 2019

PENIS

i have a very big penis

i want my big penis inside a toaster -Jac

by jakob has a very big peepee December 27, 2021