A one way life jerk

Like a circle jerk but bigger in scale and with only one loner wanker who gradually gets more and more isolated leading to death

He's on a one way life jerk

by Issy_dead_bananas February 7, 2020

hovis one

A hovis one is a girl with the maddest softest back. hovis implies that the back is soft like a hovis loaf of bread.

Yo look over there that gyals got back do you think she's a hovis one?

by J1_6 February 4, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>xWwWhen you get bored with one you can switch to the other..x.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>xWwWhen you get bored with one you can switch to the other..x.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>xWwWhen you get bored with one you can switch to the other..x.<.7.9.7.6.>

by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 11, 2025

one is one

'One is One' is a new local term, that certain countries uses, to say goodbye.
Its something you won't hear often, rarely you'll hear it according to where you live.
It's not a popular phrase, but some people use it.

Joon: "Heading out! It was fun tonight
Joon: "Laterr, One is One!
Alexa:"yess one is one, see ya next time"

by Mrs. Destiny LR November 17, 2020

One Cent Peice

Someone of any sex who has below average physical appearance.

That sophmore who looks like a cat fish is a One Cent Peice.

by Katie_ October 18, 2005

One direction

One direction is the biggest boy band and band on the planet.

Ugly human: what’s one direction

Me:only the biggest boy band on the whole planet and the best band ever

by Mrs one direction May 30, 2021

When I'm the one getting raped in prison

I don't need to go to prison and get raped just because YOU got raped, you piece of shit. And I don't have to spend the rest of my life in a echo chamber just so you can feel like your kids are safe or you can feel like I'm not better than you.

Hym "When I'm the one getting raped in prison it will be because and one because you never gave a shit about the law in the first place. You want your kids to dictate the lives of everyone around you and YOU ARE STALKING AND HARASSING ME INDEFINITELY AND I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR KIDS FOR YOU DOING THAT YOU FUCK. I don't have to tolerate it and I've already tolerated it more than THE LAST GUY DID, didn't I? The last guy you did it to just shot up the school or something, didn't he? It wouldn't take you this long to learn your lesson if you weren't fucking retarded but, hey, maybe one more will do the trick, right? Oh what's that? The thing I said but about me?"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2025