Nut

that shit right there makes me bust a fat fucking nut

“hey that’s a good pic”

“haha yeah it made me nut”

by fuckoffitsfreddiemercury January 26, 2019

bust a knowledge nut

When you learn something so profound that your mind feels like it had a orgasm from learning it.

When I learned the refrigeration cycle I had bust a knowledge nut all over the teacher.

by honeybadger9862 February 11, 2024

no nut clarity

similar to the infamous “post-nut clarity”, no but clarity occurs after a sexual experience when you do not finish (and probably didn’t even get to start). Usually occurs to women (actually only occurs to woman) after most sexual experiences with men. A state of depression and clarity as you come (but not cum!) to the realization that your man will never satisfy you.

he came in 2 minutes and i was a whole sun rotation away from even beginning, totally got no nut clarity and honestly wanted to cry and go home and use my vibrator

by sarahandbellassinglebraincell November 9, 2021

Monkey Nuts

When somebody sucks at a video game so damn bad that they might need to suck some monkey nuts.

Man 1: Dude this guys hacking!
Man 2: Nah dude you just fuckin suck monkey nuts.

by Slick Pickle July 19, 2022

Deez nuts

A acorn used for baking and making jam

Friend:Do you have and deez nuts for my jam?
Me:Yes deez nuts is my favorite acorn!!

by Sjnsnejene November 4, 2021

Nut Swinger

Someone who defends a celebrity or athlete to no ends. Often blinded by fandom.

Kyle is such a nut swinger. He still believes Lebron is the GOAT over Jordan.

by Nateroo77 April 11, 2020

roasted nuts

inserting ones nuts/balls into a vagina while rubbing her clit.

roasted nuts is similar to teacupping.

by peppper March 29, 2010