cheese

Why are you looking up the definition of cheese?
Stupid idiot, are you?
Looking to be cheesy? Tryna be funny?

I got three words for you: IT'S NOT WORKING. EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT CHEESE IS

by Honorificabilitudinity October 8, 2016

Cheese Stick

When somebody needs to pull their foreskin back before fucking a girl.

Did you hear Jackson is a cheese stick?

by OrangatangNiggas April 22, 2019

Cheese

Fabric of the universe.

That cheese is so handsome!

by xYourGirlForeverx September 15, 2021

Sticky Cheese

When a man who is uncircumcised hasn't taken a shower and cums through their dick cheese.

Damn bro, I haven't showered in so long that I accidentally gave my girlfriend a Sticky Cheese.

Gross, dude!

by David Double D July 10, 2024

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Male Domestic Short Hair Mix Cat

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

by Dave The Magical Cheese August 5, 2024

Basildon cheese

When you make a thing up to win points in a word game, hoping your friends don't realise it doesn't exist.

"oh have you not heard of Basildon cheese? It's a local delicacy"

by bigdave3 December 20, 2020

Cheese Move

What you say when you desire a block of cheese to move out of the way.

Me: You’re blocking the way cheese. Cheese move, cmon!

Cheese: ...

by BillyBobJoe20 December 27, 2020