The absolute dumbest person you will meet, very rude and selfish, unhygienic, walks like a giraffe and thinks he's the man. Does griddy way to much even tho its not funny anymore. small everything
Person 1: “i think i like jack”
Person 2: “JACK?”
Person 1: “yeah..”
Person 2: “we are NOT friends anymore wtf”
Person 2: “JACK?”
Person 1: “yeah..”
Person 2: “we are NOT friends anymore wtf”
by Little_timmy-yum January 26, 2023
Get the Jackmug. A basketball playing stoner. Constantly loses the competition to his enemy. Also needs a regular supply of tinfoil and gas! Known around the school as 4pf.Wiz or just Wiz.
Random Stoner: Aye Jack Morgan (Wiz), you got da pack on you?
Jack Morgan: Nahhh, I finna get a hit off of Henry's cart
Aidan Mosteller: Hey Wiz, want my tinfoil?
Jack Morgan: Nahhh, I finna get a hit off of Henry's cart
Aidan Mosteller: Hey Wiz, want my tinfoil?
by The Real Aidan Mosteller April 17, 2019
Get the Jack Morganmug. That guy is such a Jack King, he tries to be white knight and yet gets cucked everyday by his imaginary asian girlfriend.
by Hokassss June 29, 2019
Get the Jack Kingmug. No one likes him they always makes fun of him and thinks he is just dumb but always tries his hardest to be friends with everyone and never means to be annoying and he is always sorry when he his told he is annoying
by MelloToonz January 21, 2022
Get the Jackmug. When you see a Jack walking past, you know that you’re gonna be alright. A Jack lights up your world, he’s just the most perfect human being.
Person 1: “Wow! I just met a JACK!”
Person 2: “Me too!”
Person 1: “Really? What Jack did you meet?”
Person 2: “I just met a Jack Anderson!”
Person 1: “Wow. I met a Jack Dylan Grazer. From the moment I saw the Jack, I knew my life would be even better than it already was.”
Person 2: “Me too!”
Person 1: “Really? What Jack did you meet?”
Person 2: “I just met a Jack Anderson!”
Person 1: “Wow. I met a Jack Dylan Grazer. From the moment I saw the Jack, I knew my life would be even better than it already was.”
by Foodaboveeverything July 26, 2018
Get the Jackmug. by raccoonthemobboss May 9, 2024
Get the Jackmug. Where you think you're more awesome than everyone else, and that your opinions are so right, they don't require justification and everyone else is stupid for thinking differently.
Person 1: "I disagree with you, I think the Beatles is a boy band because some of their early stuff shows especially the commercialism aspect of boy bands."
Jack: "That's wrong, obviously the Beatles isn't a boy band."
Person 1: "That's actually the Jack Fallacy, not a real argument."
Jack: "Anyone who doesn't believe in God is an idiot, there's obviously a God."
Person 2: "the Jack Fallacy."
Jack: "That's wrong, obviously the Beatles isn't a boy band."
Person 1: "That's actually the Jack Fallacy, not a real argument."
Jack: "Anyone who doesn't believe in God is an idiot, there's obviously a God."
Person 2: "the Jack Fallacy."
by TessaSalem November 16, 2012
Get the the Jack Fallacymug.