Weaponized incompetence

Something your dad accuses you of when he has to go get off his ass and do something for once in his goddamn life that someone else is not good at

Person 1: Can you make noodles? Last time I tried I burned myself.
Person 2: Goddman. Weaponized Incompetence
Person 1: ok bud

by raccoonthemobboss May 10, 2024

Jack

A person who is always (or frequently) erect

Person: Jack was being such a jack during passing period

by raccoonthemobboss May 10, 2024