Threaten kids

You're not punishing someone for threatening kids... You're sacrificing other people's to feel like you have dominion or someone you do not have authority over.

Hym "And then using this conceptual slight of hand so that the people who actually lose someone can't come after you. Which is exactly what they should do. The lesson that can be learned from this is... Don't threaten kids, just murder them. Don't think about it. Don't negotiate. Just murder the kids. What happens afterwards only matters to the people whose kids die and not the people telling a MENTALLY RETARD, DISABLED BILLIONAIRE that he is ALLOWED TO STEAL."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2025

Kid urinal

1. Used as a derogatory term to offend short people.
2. The short urinal in a bathroom

1. Dude, you’re such a kid urinal
2. You need to use the kid urinal?!

by Mr. yee December 5, 2017

Scene Kid

Someone who looks and dresses emo, but doesn't self harm.

I have a scene kid friend who hates to admit it.

by AbbigaleTheHedgehog May 25, 2016

sephora kids

noun,
those annoying 8-13 year old bratty girls who run rampant around sephora begging their moms for drunk elephant and glow recipe. these girls are all buying the same 5 products that are mainly for anti-aging purposes because of a “preppy” skincare trend on tiktok/youtube, they don’t actually know why they’re getting them

“omg why are all the moisturizer testers so messy?”
“must’ve been the sephora kids”

by rataclysm January 26, 2024

Kid

Used as an informal form of address.

get going, kid!

by Koria Cousley December 29, 2022

I have granted kids to hell

If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.

I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.

by The Real Driller August 19, 2023

Cool kid

Dave. Dave Strider is cool kid.

"hey cool kid >:"

by gh0stgay February 15, 2021