Penis

A nice long water bottle that you suck on

I love sucking out of my penis.

by cancerouse connely March 7, 2022

Penis

A penis is a weird looking part of a womans body that retracts after every sex session.
The typical male doesnt know that woman infact do have one, they just cannot see it.

Fuck me with your penis you old crusty woman.

by Mamaikkan May 12, 2021

Penis

Ride it and fukn suck it

Penis is a french delicasy from italy

by Louca (hidden mutual) May 13, 2021

Small pedestrian penis

Basically everyone I know

Get the fuck away from me dear God no please
He has a small pedestrian penis help no

by Creep May 13, 2021

PENIS EXTENDER

Penis extender: an object that makes your dick large

Tom: I need a penis extender my penis is so small

Harry: I agree

by accio.tom May 15, 2021

Penis

Touch my penis

Can you touch my penis

by Wtf is this May 15, 2021

penis balls in my vagina

when an awesome epic wiener is inserted directly into a warm wet slimy puss, it then grows balls.

guy 1: “yo dude, what did u do with that girl last night
guy2: “bro, we had some fire penis balls in my vagina”

by p3nIs balls May 16, 2021