The school thats divided in to two parts, Faggots and Rednecks that think its funny to put ’’yee yee’’ stickers on their whack ass trucks. The teachers don’t know what they’re doing but the principals are cool. The school itself looks like a kindergardner that put two carboard boxes together, and the green windows look like a glass painting i made back in 1st grade please they’re so awful like please someone bring god down and knock them out. The ceilings are so short that even short kids (like me) feel claustrophobic. Lastly, the band sucks ass. I’m sorry but y’all make hidden valley’s band look good. Like learn to play a fuckin note bro.
*me going to my school’s football game*
Friend: “your band sucks ass“
Me: “yeah they really do let’s go to the cave spring’s side and vibe with their band“
(Glenvar High School- home of the alcoholics)
Friend: “your band sucks ass“
Me: “yeah they really do let’s go to the cave spring’s side and vibe with their band“
(Glenvar High School- home of the alcoholics)
by MulletDaddy? November 30, 2021

by silly rabbit :p November 9, 2020

Sadly a real school with shitty sped bus level students and teachers that where if your not blowing them your more fucked than the school pedo who just got caught, *cough* *cough* Blake Manning.The only thing worse than the students and teachers is the lovely absolutely fucking useless guidance counselors who would rather see you fail or send you to the ward or rehab instead of fixing the issue and instead go in there offices and gossip and suck eachother off or something i don't know this schools fucked.
"Going to Wyalusing valley high school is like getting ass blasted in prison by your 7 foot black celly with a bowling pin for a meat hammer." johnny said while getting ass fucked in prison.
by Wetdogfarts February 14, 2025

It’s a school in ohio that’s too crowded and most of the people have IQs below 20 and like half of the band kids are gay but they are still nice
by IQ 142 November 2, 2022

Churchill High School, located in Livonia, Michigan is the home of an astute bunch. Firstly, the CAPA kids who play with each others holes and congregate near the Black Box have no problem sucking face and dropping pants at any spot they get. The MSC kids think they know the struggles of the world when they a 98% instead of a 99% on their AP Comp Sci exam, The Student Council is the most embarrassing orgy of badly painted mental health signs and ugly, ugly fucking spirit weeks, and the Band is.. The band. They wear funny hats though. Not going to lie, shut it down now.
“You been to Churchill High School recently?”
“Not after that old shitty Urban Dictionary Post from 2006 about it. Any different now?”
“Not really.”
“Not after that old shitty Urban Dictionary Post from 2006 about it. Any different now?”
“Not really.”
by whowantstoslapmretueshead May 31, 2022

a school that everybody who doesn’t go there wants to go there, and everybody who goes there wants to transfer. everyone there is fake and everyone hates each other. nobody knows how to be nice and they like to make each other’s lives a living hell day after day. some of the teachers can be pretty cool while others can be bad. if you want to go here, choose wisely.
by dogg May 23, 2018

Worst school ever imaginable, people almost seem like they are begging for an Eric Harris to walk up in that bitch.
by TheGirlYouAndEvevryoneHates October 15, 2017
