In-Your-Face-book Friend

A Facebook Friend who constantly posts or re-posts religious or political slams...or other "In-Your-Face" type content.

Jane: Did you see what your cousin posted on Facebook? I don't know why we're Friends...he's always posting stuff that pisses me off.

Joe: Yeah...he's my In-Your-Face-book Friend. If he's posted that Chick-fil-A crap once, he's posted it a thousand times! Enough already...get that shit outta-my-face, man!

by Pennaynay August 2, 2012

best friend rape

When you force someone to be your best friend against their will

Bob: “Be my bestfriend damnit”
Paul: Ah! Best friend rape!

by FrenchieMarie December 14, 2017

Friend

A friend is someone who is there for you through the ups and downs. A friend comforts you when you're in need of comfort. A friend is someone that is special to you. A friend is a chosen family.

Person 1: Who is that girl who is so kind to you, she always has you back?
Person 2: She is my best friend.

by kjwoodsy04 April 9, 2019

zero friend

Another name for friends with benefits or no strings attached. Someone you can hook up with and still be friends with. No commitment.

Person 1: yo! Jennifer and i hooked up last night at the party. But it's okay we're zero friends.
Person 2: nice I wish mary and I where zero friends

by The legend of Zelda1010101010 August 13, 2016

Vest friend

A person you don't necessarily know, but the person is in fact wearing an almost identical vest as you do, and therefore you feel obligated to initiate a dialog.

Vest guy 1: Hey man! Nice vest!
Vest guy 2: Hey! Nice vest man!

Two months later at Waffle House:

Vest guy 1: Hey man! I recognize that vest!
Vest guy 2: Howdy! Yeah! We're like vest friends now!

by swaglord_mcmuffin December 6, 2021

Friends

Telling people they can live together as friends even though they have no reason to trust the person telling them that is a good way to get them accustomed to falling in line with an agenda. Gaining their trust, eliminating/crushing resistance to an agenda, and access to or control of something is the intention of someone that does that. People already know who their friends are in life.

People don't need friends they don't already have.

by Solid Mantis February 3, 2021

The smiling friends go to brazil

A piece of media that stands out for being mundane to an absurd degree compared to it's other contemporaries. Often, the mundanity is the joke of the piece of media that is being discussed.

Trapped in the Drive-Thru is like the smiling friends go to brazil of Weird Al parodies.

by Hexagon Force August 14, 2024