blow the monkey

To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.
I’ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!
by RrrrasdfasdflRoroBinkins November 16, 2019
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monkey grapplers

feet that can do the work of hands.
She dropped her pen while her hands were full. I was going to pick it up for her but she picked it up with her monkey grapplers.
by sahmcclure January 10, 2010
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monkey spunk

A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.

Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.
After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face
by ifuckputinsmom June 10, 2022
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shanky monkey

a shanky monkey is a phenomenal specimen, usually caught residing in the depths of nigeria, with many big black men. his physical appearance is true to a long, thin, black, scrumptious stick. he has multiple associates who constantly bully the poor shanky monkey, and few friends who watch and laugh. his mother considers him a complete and utter embarrassment to the monkeys. he is not thick, strong, or as sexy as he should be. shanky is the very embodiment of "almost there" and his brethren make sure to let him know it.
you could have been a doctor, but you ended up a shanky monkey
by shankyisblackandproud April 28, 2022
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autistic monkey

the official species of the legend named aman
you’re a whole autistic monkey
by yeaididthat December 07, 2019
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Autistic Monkey

Something someone says when they think youre so cool, while they are stupid and annoying themselves
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Autistic monkey

An autistic monkey is a person who constantly makes monkey noises and is slightly autistic.
baka: “who is that person over there, they kinda look like an autistic monkey

booby : “oh that’s eva huerta she was the first person to be diagnosed as an autistic monkey”
by george griddin August 01, 2023
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