i'm off 12 xans

something you might say when you're about to lose your shit.

steve: i didn't do anything wrong whats your problem?
jessica: Bitch i'm off 12 xans! didn't do anything wrong??

by dont.trust.birds March 23, 2019

Go Commit Safety Off

For that special person in your life that was traumatized by a normal childhood activity, specifically wrestling. A person that is so stupid that they forgot to turn the safety off whilst trying to commit suicide.

Literally No One:

Gage: I have PTSD from wrestling when I was a kid so I tried to commit suicide.
Literally Everyone: Go Commit Safety Off

by Darkeagle2602 April 11, 2019

Jack Off o’ Lantern

A carved pumpkin used to simulate fellatio.

The Jack Off o’ Lantern is moist from use.

by UFOMG333 January 16, 2020

Getting off Scott-free

When you bone numerous raw dog sloots but manage to not get stds.

Ginger bar wench: "did you see who Regan fucked last night? I'd be surprised if he didn't get aids"

Invalid rugby player: "yeah he's really getting off scott-free"

by Paygrove fox September 30, 2017

fuck off in my fanny

The art of opening a females vaginal cavity and screaming fuck off, with the intention to fill their syfincter with air causing them to do a fanny fart.

oooooh, the air tickes, you just gave me a really good fuck off in my fanny

by BigDDDX May 24, 2017

McDonald's Reject Off The Streets

Used to describe someone who is an incompetent or incapable of doing a particular thing correct; In simpler terms: A useless idiot.

You got a 54 on the math test?! You McDonald's reject off the streets!!

by McDonald's Reject February 16, 2017

dick has fallen off

This is when a man's voice has suddenly become squeaky or high .This goes to the mean "dick has fallen off" not literally but metaphorically as in that man has no penis

hey(voice goes squeaky)

"whoa your {dick has fallen off }"

by Aneeqas_786 January 10, 2017