Urban Dictionary

Consists of sick cunts adding retarded definitions and a retarded moderation team who want to make it more cHiLd fRiEndLy or some bullshit

person: hey look at this funny definition on urban dictionary
person the 2nd: haha thats funny but the website mods are retards

by Johnny my boy 123 June 15, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A site that strays further from God every day.

Me: *Goes on Urban Dictionary to find definition of a word.*
Urban Dictionary: Shows me everything but the ACTUAL definition of the word.
Me: ...

by AGeniusWith2MuchTimeOnHisHands June 15, 2021

Urban Dictionary

The one place where you find completely fake information about a person whose name you type in.

If you know someone whose name has a definition on URBAN DICTIONARY they are probably a Censored

by HeWhoKnowsTheTruth June 16, 2021

urban dictionary

the urban dictionary is a place that is full of great things: funny jokes, real definitions, fake definitions, mugs that say some random word or saying on it, and so much more.

the urban dictionary is were I spend my time.

by Me donation May 11, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Objectively the world’s greatest website for definitions for the most complex words within the physical form of communication known as “language”. The site includes such notorious definitions as Cuck, Bbc, A, Æ, Ur Mom, Sussy, and so many others. (BTW It’s better than wikipedia *wink*)

Dave: Hey you know the definition of bbc?
Mike: Nah I don’t think so? How about you search it on Urban Dictionary?
Dave: Great Idea!

by Drew.P.Weiner May 14, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A site where everything is either horny, vulgar or doesn't make sense

Person 1: I looked up carrot on Urban Dictionary and it's a sex toy apparently.
Person 2: Be right back, I have to go to the store.

by What the fuck is up kyle May 17, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A website with definitions that are either horny, vulgar, or don't make sense.

Person 1: I looked up carrot on Urban Dictionary and it said it was a word used for/by naïve One Direction fans. And it's a sex toy.
Person 2: Wow, that's crazy. I'll be right back I just need to head to the store.

by What the fuck is up kyle May 17, 2021