Log off social media

To masturbate.

You've just put down your phone, late at night, and its time to log off social media.

by cod_machiine May 2, 2019

PARKING LOT KISS OFF

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.

Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.

by JBCARLSBAD May 27, 2019

Getting off Scott-free

When you bone numerous raw dog sloots but manage to not get stds.

Ginger bar wench: "did you see who Regan fucked last night? I'd be surprised if he didn't get aids"

Invalid rugby player: "yeah he's really getting off scott-free"

by Paygrove fox September 30, 2017

fuck off in my fanny

The art of opening a females vaginal cavity and screaming fuck off, with the intention to fill their syfincter with air causing them to do a fanny fart.

oooooh, the air tickes, you just gave me a really good fuck off in my fanny

by BigDDDX May 24, 2017

McDonald's Reject Off The Streets

Used to describe someone who is an incompetent or incapable of doing a particular thing correct; In simpler terms: A useless idiot.

You got a 54 on the math test?! You McDonald's reject off the streets!!

by McDonald's Reject February 16, 2017

dick has fallen off

This is when a man's voice has suddenly become squeaky or high .This goes to the mean "dick has fallen off" not literally but metaphorically as in that man has no penis

hey(voice goes squeaky)

"whoa your {dick has fallen off }"

by Aneeqas_786 January 10, 2017

laughed my binocs off

to laugh so hard you cry.

"OMG, I just laughed my binocs off."

by gossie January 21, 2013