monkey dick

the best weed ever, hits harder than a monkey dick

“that weed hit me so hard, it’s like a monkey dick”

by iH8Trannys June 6, 2019

Math Monkey

A stereotype referring to an annoying asian person.

"Yo Tim, stop riding my dick bro, you're being a fuckin' math monkey!"

by John Yang May 23, 2018

Monkey

Something warm, wet, snuggly, and sometimes furry that you can eat and still fuck it afterwords.

She has a nice monkey, warm, soft, delicious, and it didn't smell.

How was the monkey last night bro?

by tommytheramtrain March 18, 2021

funky monkey friday

a weekly holiday. every friday you spread peace and love with a large feast and party.

"What day is it?" - Non-Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator

by itsabellss <3 April 25, 2025

Monkey

In finance, a Monkey is British slang for 500 pounds sterling. The term monkey came from soldiers returning from India, where the 500 rupee note had a picture of a monkey on it. They used the term monkey for 500 rupees and on returning to England the saying was converted for sterling to mean £500.

Just lost a monkey in poker.

by Jazjax10 January 20, 2019

monkey

used to name other people for annoyance

Nickrye your such a monkey!

by anonymous November 30, 2023

Monkey

BLACK ASS NIGGERS WHO DESERVE NOTHING BUT TO BE RAPED BY THE WHITE MAN AKA THE SUPERIOR RACE IF I SEE A NIGGER IM RAPING THEM

Person 1:”You fucking monkey.”
Person 2:”Sorry Massah”
Person 1 rapes person 2

by Vhflj October 22, 2023