Urban dictionary

A place where I’m afraid to search for the definitions of words because everything is ludicrous, edgy, or just plain old fucked up.

Sometimes urban dictionary makes me uncomfortable.

by itsKNIGHTMARE July 24, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A place where magical phrases and words are made.

The Urban Dictionary gave me a lot of weird-ass information today, mom.

by Nerogi May 24, 2016

Urban Dick-tioner

A person, usually under the age of 18, who tries to use the notorious website "urbandictionary.com" to write made-up words, names of people that they personally know, names of controversial celebrities, or other such trivial things, attempting to then create and invent silly, more often than not offensive, and edgy definitions in order to result funny, or maybe even to "post a screenshot for the boys" if they do happen to succeed in the ordeal. Unfortunately, though, Urban Dick-tioners, due to their immaturity, lack of proper grammar and cringy sense of humor, usually end up creating unfunny and tasteless jokes that do not possess the same quirkyness that can be found in proper memed words on "urbandictionary.com". As a result of this whole debacle, their monstrous creations rarely get voted to be added and actually end up on the site.

"Josh is such an Urban Dick-tioner, he keeps posting Jake Paul words circle-jerking the fact that he is bad like anyone doesn't already know, or that Fortnite sucks. It's no wonder that he spends his days on Reddit (Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100) and still has no girlfriend or stable income."

by YouHateToSeeIt June 24, 2020

Urban sad

When urban dictionary decided your definition wasn’t good enough for their website and you are sad

I’m urban sad because my definition wasn’t published

by Iszy a peep May 6, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The apparently dead website you're viewing this.

All the definitions here are from 2003-2010, when it was on it's peak, now the people using this site nowadays are me and other people who met this site way too late.

About 80% of the definitions contain sex, and 95% contain a shitload of swearwords,

guy 1: i don't know what a creampie is, gotta search on Urban Dictionary.
guy 1: huh? an actual non sexual definition on Urban Dictionary? right...

by Some fucker took my name July 3, 2019

urban lance-scaping

A product of the one man nation that is @that_ldp.

"Urban Lance-scaping is my favorite subject, but that which I am least skilled at."

by AGreenSmudge December 15, 2021

Urban Addictionary

A person whose compulsion is to navigate to the urban dictionary site at every opportunity.

John is such an urban addictionary that he hasn't seen a real dictionary in years.

by Robert and Lisa February 20, 2009