Friends

Something you dont have

Your mom: Get some friends Jacob

by ?JUICE BOX? December 15, 2025

Friends With Responsibilities

What Friends With Benefits turn into when the girl gets pregnant

"I still can't believe I got Jess pregnant."
"That's what I call 'Friends With Responsibilities'."

by Amistillhere December 20, 2025

Friend Slop

A term lonely people with no friends uses to describe a game that you play with friends.

John: Did you hear about that new game Peak?
Lonely Person: Pft, it's just another friend slop game.
John: You really need some friends.

by PurpFr January 3, 2026

National get super drunk with your friends day

Get hammered
Every january 9

“Bro its national get super drunk with your friends day”

by Kwhome5 January 9, 2026

Family And Friend {Friends & Family} : The Firsts Juvenile Release....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Family And Friend {Friends & Family} : The Firsts Juvenile Release....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

Forever ANŷNEMY (POWER~TELEFANG) AND Forever A Friend (Speed~Telefang): The Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Forever ANŷNEMY (POWER~TELEFANG) AND Forever A Friend (Speed~Telefang): The Juvenile Release...

by Chumüpocąhikiwotăẹ January 31, 2025

backseat friend

The one that is always just there, they get invited but they are more of an extra in the background or… in the backseat. Mutually known but gets left out, doesn’t really know why they tag along.

There is a duo in this trio, why am I even here I am just the backseat friend.

I like hanging out with them, they keep each other entertained and I just get to stare at a tree or something, the backseat friend :)

by Batman055 February 3, 2025