1. when u see a bitch an' she so damn ratchet bitchy that u gotta call her out on dat shit and slap her tha fuk up till she be red
2. A woman who is so insanely bitchy that you want to hit her repetitively until she becomes the aforesaid color.
2. A woman who is so insanely bitchy that you want to hit her repetitively until she becomes the aforesaid color.
1. dayyyyummmm dis bitch so red every n*gga in dis room wanna slap da bitch up like stfu bitch u so red
2. Honey, stop being so red or I will slap you the f*ck up and take away your pony.
2. Honey, stop being so red or I will slap you the f*ck up and take away your pony.
by lifrasc February 24, 2014

a man that has a huge mustache and teaches math at mountain empire community college in big stone gap virginia. he has no expression on his face and is ready to throw a math sign at you at any point in time. he also is a great pizza maker. name- mr Allguyer.
matt- dude did u see the stare the red baron gave me today.
kelly- yes man, he was ready to strike on your ass
kelly- yes man, he was ready to strike on your ass
by justin vanover October 16, 2007

To be pinned against the wall during a hot wheel, preferably in a very public setting while wearing a bright red hat.
by poopsandgigs March 18, 2022

Look at that red guitar it’s so beautiful
John did you find the red guitar it’s really big and red
John: Sadly I cannot appreciate the Red Guitar as I cannot find the beauty yet
John did you find the red guitar it’s really big and red
John: Sadly I cannot appreciate the Red Guitar as I cannot find the beauty yet
by Johnm January 6, 2019

red pandas are a type of panda. They are very cute animals with very kind hearts. They are loveable and very sweet!
by Red Panda Lover February 15, 2021

The despicable act of hitting on one’s relative in hopes of a late-night bang session. Common among inbreds.
“Man did you see Gary at his brother-in-laws wedding? He was totally trying to pull a red sarge with his cousin! I bet he drives a Batmobile painted in Bama crimson.
by BobBerry69 April 9, 2025
