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Screen penis

When you’re on Omegle and someone shows they’re dick and you proceed to put your computer up your asshole
Where did my computer go, oh yeah screen penis made me do it.
by Wow I can’t even November 6, 2019
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Penis pull

When a girl grab a man penis and pulls it to make him cum
by Thepenispull April 20, 2020
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Penis shavings

when you sucked a dick for so long you feel like your still choking on it
Damn!!! I just got some good dick from Demetri. I still got penis shavings in my throat
by loserwithanameandthroat November 22, 2016
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Penis

I have a very big ‘penis’
by Knob peen wang January 14, 2021
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Penis

A stick on 2 balls that gets longer and harder when you see naked people or for no reason at all. It makes cum(milk) when you jerk it off or fuck someone or someone sucks it. When you fuck a girl in her vagina it will make her pregnant if she has gone through puberty. The cum contains your genetics. Also your penis is small. Some synonyms are : Dick, Cock, Nut,
Your mom: Oh my god thats suck a huge Penis
Me: Open you legs so i can fuck you
Your mom: Yes daddy, augh augh thats so nice daddy
Me: Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna cum in you
Your mom : yes daddy, oh thats no nice, i'm orgasming
Me: no you are pregnant
by Milkdimsum27 September 30, 2023
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sex penis

a special kind of human (optional) penis that is made in a lab for the use of sex for scientific research.
me and my uni flatmates were producing sex penises in our crack lab.
by bobthenigga 2 February 28, 2024
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penis warts

"i have penis warts"
by BigNiggaFaggot March 7, 2019
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