Lumber Monkey

Derogatory slang used by Canadian meth heads.

Vince is a lumber monkey.

by Stanksodanky March 27, 2025

Punk Monkey

1:A set of Inline Skates that are bottom of the line; generally low quality or cheap Skates worn by beginners who want to learn to skate but aren't ready to spend a large amount of money just to find out they really don't like inline skating.

2:A pseudo-abrasive term, that is an informal way to tell someone their ride (not always inline skates) is cheap, basic, or bottom of the line.

You: "Those neighborhood Rail Rats just strapped on some Punk Monkeys and knocked over my trash cans!"

You to a newbie skater (friend): "You're riding Punk Monkeys!"

by The Red Yiff October 16, 2009

Troll Monkey

What a mother calls her child(s) when they are out of control, or misbehaving.

Come over here you little troll monkey, pick up this mess you made.

by The Momma that knows October 8, 2019

african porch monkey

a slur used to undermine african-americans. not super common in todays age, but used on social media occasionally.

“hey dude, i was called an african porch monkey on xbox today. what’s that mean?”

“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”

by itsok2005 February 2, 2022

Molex Monkey

(noun) A person who repairs computers. "molex monkey is to computer as grease monkey is to car."
(Noun) Preceded by "The", A reference to Steve Hostetler, the IT technician/blogger who originated the term in 2008.

"My computer's broken, I'll have to call a molex monkey to come fix it."

by The Molex Monkey November 29, 2012

albino monkey

A derogatory slur for gingers

ginger “ your a fat cunt”
you “ at least i’m not and albino monkey”

by pur-pur March 29, 2023

Monkey

You

Friend: Hey monkey
Me: I’m not a monkey

Friend: but monkey means you

by anonymous December 2, 2021