When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.
by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020

Your car is so dirty, you could drag your fingers in between your seats and have a handful of seat cheese.
by Dong knots July 16, 2015

“We were having a blast at the party, but then Tyler sneezed on my cheese and everyone got bummed out.”
“Don’t sneeze on my cheese, man!”
“Don’t sneeze on my cheese, man!”
by HQ DLM February 17, 2024

by luke214169420 September 21, 2025

by KremyChkn October 4, 2025

When you make a thing up to win points in a word game, hoping your friends don't realise it doesn't exist.
by bigdave3 December 20, 2020

by Dave The Magical Cheese August 5, 2024
