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Dick Cheese

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.
Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah
by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020
mugGet the Dick Cheesemug.

Seat Cheese

The slime and dirt in and around car seats
Your car is so dirty, you could drag your fingers in between your seats and have a handful of seat cheese.
by Dong knots July 16, 2015
mugGet the Seat Cheesemug.

Sneeze on my cheese

When you mess up someone’s good vibes or make a good time bad
“We were having a blast at the party, but then Tyler sneezed on my cheese and everyone got bummed out.”

“Don’t sneeze on my cheese, man!”
by HQ DLM February 17, 2024
mugGet the Sneeze on my cheesemug.

Cheese Weasel

A derogatory term for a Lebanese Bears fan who’s whole personality is the Chicago Bears.
Person 1: your a cheese weasel
person 2: I can tell the deans on you!! you suck at life!
by luke214169420 September 21, 2025
mugGet the Cheese Weaselmug.

Chili Cheese Rollup

Dirahea shitting in a uncircumcised cheese dick then jacking him off till he tops it with gooey jiz
He wanted a gas station chili dog but I gave him a chili cheese rollup instead
by KremyChkn October 4, 2025
mugGet the Chili Cheese Rollupmug.

Basildon cheese

When you make a thing up to win points in a word game, hoping your friends don't realise it doesn't exist.
"oh have you not heard of Basildon cheese? It's a local delicacy"
by bigdave3 December 20, 2020
mugGet the Basildon cheesemug.

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