Its where you pump a load into his ir her mouth while smacking the back of his or her head causing cum to shoot out thier nose while having a nosebleed.
by Jamsyboy February 2, 2017

a man that has a huge mustache and teaches math at mountain empire community college in big stone gap virginia. he has no expression on his face and is ready to throw a math sign at you at any point in time. he also is a great pizza maker. name- mr Allguyer.
matt- dude did u see the stare the red baron gave me today.
kelly- yes man, he was ready to strike on your ass
kelly- yes man, he was ready to strike on your ass
by justin vanover October 16, 2007

1. when u see a bitch an' she so damn ratchet bitchy that u gotta call her out on dat shit and slap her tha fuk up till she be red
2. A woman who is so insanely bitchy that you want to hit her repetitively until she becomes the aforesaid color.
2. A woman who is so insanely bitchy that you want to hit her repetitively until she becomes the aforesaid color.
1. dayyyyummmm dis bitch so red every n*gga in dis room wanna slap da bitch up like stfu bitch u so red
2. Honey, stop being so red or I will slap you the f*ck up and take away your pony.
2. Honey, stop being so red or I will slap you the f*ck up and take away your pony.
by lifrasc February 24, 2014

To be pinned against the wall during a hot wheel, preferably in a very public setting while wearing a bright red hat.
by poopsandgigs March 18, 2022

by 307 Stephens 1987 March 11, 2024

The despicable act of hitting on one’s relative in hopes of a late-night bang session. Common among inbreds.
“Man did you see Gary at his brother-in-laws wedding? He was totally trying to pull a red sarge with his cousin! I bet he drives a Batmobile painted in Bama crimson.
by BobBerry69 April 9, 2025
