where a girl is so unbelievably hot, but then she turns around. nice ass, nice tits, nice legs; but dam is she ugly. put a bag over it. also referred to as PBS if u are standing right behind the girl in question, so as not to hurt her feelings. ugly people get hurt too..
by giantslaya November 13, 2005
Get the paper bag syndromemug. Wounded Bird Syndrome, or WBS, is when a guy gets hurt either physically or emotionally and uses his wound to attract other girls. This is an effective, if underhanded, way of getting dates.
by TheDisturbedOne January 1, 2009
Get the wounded bird syndromemug. Also known as fake depression, this is when teenage white girls listen to Billie Eilish, pretend to have anxiety, and diagnose themselves with mental illnesses. They pretend to have mental breakdowns and then dye their hair purple and get bangs.
Man who has been through divorce, alcoholism, abuse, and poverty: Hey what's up kid?
Girl with Billie Eilish syndrome: you wouldnt understand. you dont know my pain
Girl with Billie Eilish syndrome: you wouldnt understand. you dont know my pain
by Shrek's Sugar Daddt December 1, 2019
Get the Billie Eilish Syndromemug. If you have commited one or more of the following acts, then you qualify for "Big Nose Syndrome."
1. Getting a girl pregnant after dating for 4 months. By Accident.
2. Not using birth control because it's too expensive
3. Having an disproportional large nose.
4. Ruin the end to any movie
5. knows quotes verbatim from any show he watches
6. Knows karate and thinks he can kick your ass.
7. Watches Anime.
8. Follows the plot of anime.
9. Awkwardly puts hand on shoulder when trying to tell you something meaningful.
10. Have a small penis.
11. Can't throw a football if the human race depended on it.
12. Considered feminine.
13. Uses the sniper class in COD MW2 and never use the sniper thinking the pistol is more effective.
14. Throws up after 2 drinks.
15. Sexually excited by the dragons on Skyrim
16. Letting your best friends find out you are engaged over facebook
17. Using the most random ass vocabulary words.
18. Always has a solution which is better than yours.
19. Thinks Wikipedia is a credible source.
20. God facepalms your existence.
21. you masturbate with organic lotion.
23. You play wii
24. Whiter than Edward
25. And even gayer ^
26. If you realized that this list skips 22 and it bothered you.
27. Is your name is Ryan\
28. If you have ever penetrated your own asshole with a plunger while masturbating with your mom's breast milk pump.
1. Getting a girl pregnant after dating for 4 months. By Accident.
2. Not using birth control because it's too expensive
3. Having an disproportional large nose.
4. Ruin the end to any movie
5. knows quotes verbatim from any show he watches
6. Knows karate and thinks he can kick your ass.
7. Watches Anime.
8. Follows the plot of anime.
9. Awkwardly puts hand on shoulder when trying to tell you something meaningful.
10. Have a small penis.
11. Can't throw a football if the human race depended on it.
12. Considered feminine.
13. Uses the sniper class in COD MW2 and never use the sniper thinking the pistol is more effective.
14. Throws up after 2 drinks.
15. Sexually excited by the dragons on Skyrim
16. Letting your best friends find out you are engaged over facebook
17. Using the most random ass vocabulary words.
18. Always has a solution which is better than yours.
19. Thinks Wikipedia is a credible source.
20. God facepalms your existence.
21. you masturbate with organic lotion.
23. You play wii
24. Whiter than Edward
25. And even gayer ^
26. If you realized that this list skips 22 and it bothered you.
27. Is your name is Ryan\
28. If you have ever penetrated your own asshole with a plunger while masturbating with your mom's breast milk pump.
Wow, I can't believe Steve has such a massive case of Big Nose Syndrome, he should want to jump off a bridge.
After he was infected with Big Nose Syndrome, Bob cried in the corner in the fetal postion after he realized what he had done.
After he was infected with Big Nose Syndrome, Bob cried in the corner in the fetal postion after he realized what he had done.
by TheEjaculater69 December 27, 2011
Get the Big Nose Syndromemug. Someone who is impotent and suffers from errectile disfunction, or "can't come". Symptoms - abnormally large head, disportionally small legs, large ego, socially retarded, self-diagnosed dislexia, stunted growth. A tendacy to die young due to testicular explosions.
by alun_"can't come"_welsh February 3, 2010
Get the Alun Welsh Syndromemug. When people are anxious or stressed by the tweets, white lies, and actions of President Trump, who might affect them and their families—for example, children of illegal immigrants are fearful what might happen to their parents if the president signs a law to send back all aliens.
Those who become anxious by just thinking about the idiotic and idiosyncratic Donald need to learn not to be a victim of the Trump Stress Syndrome, which could have a detrimental effect on their mental or psychological well-being.
by MathPlus February 5, 2019
Get the Trump Stress Syndromemug. (TDS): a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their hatred of Donald Trump, to the point they actually abandon all logic and reason and refuse to accept an America without Queen Hilary Clinton.
supporting the green new deal is either running to the left of bernie sanders or trump derangement syndrome
by Sexydimma December 2, 2019
Get the Trump Derangement Syndromemug.