the afghan pull out

When some senile old white dude takes a shit on a bunch of dead soldiers while telling an ethnic girl he’s going to pull out but only does half way then makes her get an abortion.

They be hidin biden after the Afghan pull out

by Perrybellum September 28, 2021

pull your cord

To grab a guys dick and gently pull on it.

(Something that’ll never happen) You were standing at 5Bel°w when Stella asked to pull your cord.

by ThisManDoesn'tLie October 6, 2021

to pull a mediatonic on someone

If someone is asking another person for feedback/advice and then goes ahead and ignores it or even does the opposite.

Person 1: "What can I do better in our relationship?"
Person 2: "You could be more respectful to me!"
Person 1: *continues to disrespect person 2*
Person 2: Dude, are you pulling a mediatonic on me again?
"to pull a mediatonic on someone"

by eyesburning October 19, 2021

pulling a shane dawson

fucking your or another ones cat

*friend catches me fucking a cat*
Friend: are you pulling a shane dawson?
Me: No, it isnt what it looks like

by Infinitythereal July 22, 2021

Don’t Pull A Quentin

A phrase that you say to people that could ghost you for multiple days

Bro cmon, don’t pull a Quentin

by swedish fish addiction July 5, 2021

to pull a Martin on someone

The act of promising a prompt reaction or resolution in the context of a problem to someone without actually being willing to fulfil the said promise without receiving reminders about it.

- Have you received feedback on your thesis already?
- No, the professor pulled a Martin on me again; I guess I will need to email them again about it...
- Wow dude, condolences, I know that feeling; it is not a nice move to pull a Martin on someone

by few-factorials April 25, 2022

Pulling a jake harris

Someone that seeks attention and tries to get with every girl in his dms and fakes being sad for attention

He’s pulling a jake harris

by Ihatejakeharris May 6, 2022