monkey playing a computer

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.

Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.

by please be appropriate March 6, 2020

Intercourse Monkey

An intercourse monkey is where you let monkeys into your room and they like to practice anal on you while you're sleeping.

"Hey John, bro last night my monkeys pulled an Intercourse Monkey on me!"

by Remy Gardner May 29, 2023

Pipe Monkey

one who plays with cock, mainly in thier mouth, endearing term for a homosexual

Randolph loves the cock, that pipe monkey cant talk for theamount of dick in his mouth

by Goatblower May 10, 2018

a monkey

A term for £500 English pounds or an amount equal to £500 pounds

Got a monkey on my feet like it’s common sense - J Hus (He’s wearing shoes that cost £500)

by Noysey Voysey April 15, 2024

I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.

Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.

by Rikstir May 30, 2025

I’ll be a monkey’s uncle

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.

If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022

Monkey

Niggers

Dang them Monkeys stole my hellcat

by FUCKJEWS&NIGGERS June 18, 2025