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Trumps flying monkey mach

Machiavelli people who copy Trump's DUMP, to bully innocent unknown people because of their bad faith.

Because they think, that if they spread misery, more people will vote for a cruel bully.
Trump antagonized and he said he doesn't care. Then the Trumps flying monkey mach, did the same thing and said the same thing, to an innocent person.
by Communi February 18, 2021
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monkey nap

When someone has been up on meth a few days and goes to sleep while driving a vehicle for a few seconds then wakes back up
I took a monkey nap and when I woke up I had 4 flats where I ran through a road construction project at 3am.
by Drunken Indian April 14, 2009
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monkey bumble

To punch some one in the back of the head.
When your fucking a girl from behind, you monkey bumble her in the back of the head as hard as you can, then fuck her in the ass
by that kid righht there August 6, 2006
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Jammy Monkey

Derivation of Monkey Face - a female wipes period blood on the face of her partner during cunnilingus and then proceeds to stick pubic hair to said partner’s face using the blood as a rudimentary adhesive.
“Christ, when I glanced in the mirror I looked like a badly beaten up Bee-Gee but it turns out Sharon had just given me a sly jammy monkey”
by Dirk shufflebum February 7, 2024
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Mother Monkey

The severe and upmost abusive insult that any individual can ever give or receive. It is the verbal form of an alabama hot pocket, so disgusting and severe that it should never truly be used outside of a joke reference.
Miguel: Hey retard
Nigel: You talking to me you Mother Monkey looking ass!?
Miguel: Dies
by IWannaDieRightNowLol October 13, 2019
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Arch Monkeys

A person that is rough around the edges, loud, and unapologetically themselves, whether at home or in public. They don’t follow typical social norms, often acting impulsively, speaking bluntly, and bringing chaos wherever they go. Basically a loose canon mixed with a bit retarded
Man, my brothers are acting like some arch monkeys whenever we have people over
by McC1 March 30, 2025
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Raging Banana Monkeys

A saying when you're acting pissy but you aren't mad ^^
1. RAGING BANANA MONKEYS ! D:<

2. Taylor is such a raging banana monkey
by The.Person.In.Your.Closet December 4, 2010
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