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Mr. You wish you were asian

A man who has sooo much swag he wishes he was asian. These people are deliquent to belive they are in anyway deservent of being asociated with asians.
Mr. You wish you were asian: '' LOOK AT ME I GOT MA SCRUFFS ON AND I RIDE A MOTOR BIKE M8''
cwel kids of beverley: what the fack? That twat is such Mr. You wish you were asian -_-
by cwel xxx July 7, 2011
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show you where the ocean is

The act of killing someone. To then dispose of the body in the ocean
im gonna show you where the ocean is, you studio gangsta
by PaJeffTheDon January 16, 2009
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That'll give you bees

Taken from an embarrassing celebrity encounter with Tim Curry and fragrant soaps, the phrase "That'll give you bees" has evolved to become a consoling response to embarrassing anecdotes. It can also be "That'll give you... er... bees" or simply "Bees."
Bob: And then they depantsed me in front of the entire history faculty!
Amy: *Consoling nod* That'll give you bees.

John: I can't believe I just did that!
Matt: Bees, man, bees.

Shop attendant's mind: Those soaps are so fragrant, we sometimes get bees in the store thinking they're flowers.
Shop attendant's mouth: That'll give you... er... bees.
Tim Curry: Oh indeed.
by Gryphon420 July 24, 2007
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that’s not very Plus Ultra of you

When someone does something that isn’t very Plus Ultra of them to do. Like insulting someone else, or the Japanese name in general. Relates back to the anime “My Hero Academia”.
Susie: Bethany looks really weird!
Me: Susie, that’s not very Plus Ultra of you!
by RynnnnnIsBossssssss November 21, 2018
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Cool-As-Hell-You-Wish-You-Were-Us Weird

Basically, we're weird, but we're definitely somewhat cool and you kinda (okay, REALLY) wish you were us.
Cool Kid: "You're weird. "

Us: "Yeah, but in a Cool-As-Hell-You-Wish-You-Were-Us Weird."
by totallyfreakingcool September 29, 2009
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I thought you quit

A phrase that is spammed to annoy people and devalue their statements, much like "cool story bro", except less overused. It makes fun of everyone who takes the internet seriously, especially the people who quit games in a fit of frustration.

It originated from AbideStory when a GM named Selecao would repeat the phrase constantly to anyone who attempted to talk to him. This resulted in many people rage quitting. They eventually came back, of course, which made it even more funny when he said "I thought you quit".
Person 1: Stop being such a jerk
Person 2: I thought you quit
Person 1: I did... but then I realized I couldn't
Person 2: But I thought you quit
Person 1: I thought YOU quit
by Suedohnym December 26, 2010
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Thank you, Dark Souls

"Thank you, Dark souls" is a popular phrase invented and most famously used by the well-known youtuber "videogamedunkey".
It's often used in bullshit situations, or otherwise unfair scenarios.
Daniel: Watch this, I'm gonna parry this fool!
*fails parry*
Daniel: Thank you, Dark souls
by the car. July 20, 2020
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