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Mary’s kids

Mary’s kids are repeat juvenile offenders in Minneapolis who receive light or no sentences from county attorney Mary Moriarty.
The 16-year old committed five armed robberies but was out of detention in a month. He’s one of Mary’s kids.
by MplsMickey February 16, 2024
mugGet the Mary’s kidsmug.

But I don't threaten kids though!

Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"

Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
mugGet the But I don't threaten kids though!mug.

Kid

A zoophile who likes large boobs and sex and bites the shit out of people has no ass and is horny as hell . Is feral and hates dogs even though they have one hates homosexuals
Who is that crackhead with foam on their mouth

Oh that’s just kid
by dabiscrustyass June 14, 2022
mugGet the Kidmug.

fortnite kid

my annoying ass little brother thomas who wont stop screaming at random fortnite players
person A: dude youre such a fortnite kid
person B: dont compare me to that shithead child ever again.. prick..
person A: damn
by jaspernotcasper April 24, 2023
mugGet the fortnite kidmug.

Fuck your kids

You are not my own words. My words didn't bleed off the page and amalgamate into some kind of magic spector. You are doing that and I'm going to murder as many kids as possible if you do not pay both for doing this and the AI to which I contributed (cardinally and substantially)
Hym "And again, fuck your kids. This is why they keep getting fucked like that. That's you. You're a piece of shit and you're harvesting incels as fuel to subsidize your worthless lives. It ain't 'my words' doing that. It's someone who is actively trying to sacrifice SOMEONE ELSE'S KIDS in the name of their own."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2025
mugGet the Fuck your kidsmug.

360 kid

A term founded in New Rochelle High School, used to describe the kids with learning disabilities or an IEP. These kids classrooms are numbered in the 360's hence the name 360 kid.
"There go Conrad's slow ass"

"Stop he's a 360 kid"
by sbreezy23 June 21, 2019
mugGet the 360 kidmug.

Kid

Calling someone kid is like calling someone mate
by Randomer December 18, 2018
mugGet the Kidmug.

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