When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.
Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

by fae.png September 5, 2023

The middle aged, disapproving chaperones.
by Mddrs August 15, 2012

Person one: I have a question for you.
Person two: yeah?
Person one: Should intermitted vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us?
Person two: oh
Person two: yeah?
Person one: Should intermitted vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us?
Person two: oh
by 933 August 31, 2025

A derogatory nickname used by Red Wings haters (primarily the Blackhawks and Blues). Also, a name used to refer to its alleged ties to Russia/Soviet Union.
The Detroit Red Soviets always get all the breaks in the NHL, and our team can't. I'm glad when they lose a game.
by GOPhater May 30, 2012

by BeenActingBrandNew June 28, 2023

A group of terminally online virgins that like to blame women for their problems. They also huff a strain of copium that makes themselves feel like they're "too good" for the women that rejected them even though that's straight up false. Typically filled with those who call themselves "alpha males" yet they have zero social skills and usually get roasted by the women they invite onto their podcasts. By this same logic the smaller your cock is and the more rejections you get from women, the more respected you are in this utterly pathetic movement. There's also members like sneako who think it makes you a "man" to get cucked and watch your girlfriend do it with another dude. Go ahead and downvote this you pathetic virgins IDGAF.
Bro imagine watching the fresh and fit podcast and thinking they're cool.. bunch of sobs from the red pill movement. They literally cry to their fans after getting roasted by the people they started an argument with.
by Suckmytoes_77 July 3, 2025
