Holding your kids hostage

Right!? It's totally like that!

Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

School kid's clothes

Some one attempting to appear innocent because of something they did and it was really bad

girl "oh i didnt know that was sex"
boy "but uve done it with 5 other guys"
g "but they never told me what we were doing was sex"
b " YOU'RE A SLUT IN SCHOOL KID'S CLOTHES!!!"

by Straits.Nd.Corgs May 14, 2011

pubg kid

A stupid bitch who always messes their team up in multiplayer and will most definitely dodge every drop of water in the shower.

pubg kid: I WILL SLAM YOU FUCKING LOSER KYS

by Utuddubsushs September 1, 2023

I eat kids

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I piped the door I eat kids

by Jjjjdnxnnxx May 28, 2022

Fortnite kid

A kid that has never seen the light of day

The fortnite kid didn’t go outside

by art_life_09 April 15, 2022

Cheers kids

cheers kids slurps on some shwomalong whilst circumsision

“can you do the dishes”, “no”, “cheers kids”

by sligdis June 11, 2023

Fat Kid Asthma

Fat Kid Asthma is when someone runs a short distance, but is hella winded half way through.

Often can be seen breathing heavily after walking up the stairs and running one lap around the gym, stop and just start wheezing.

-Running the mile is a quarter way through one lap-

Kid- -Wheezes- HOLY SHIT THIS FAT KID ASTHMA IS FUCKING ME UP!!!!!

by Troublepaws October 2, 2018