When you sniffed enough coke to the point the blood cant get through your penis properly due to the vessels being restricted from the drug. Leaves you with a small floppy dick.
by Bigboy packet November 26, 2021
Get the coke penismug. by oooopogchamp December 31, 2020
Get the Pig Pig Penismug. by LargeCokMaster October 3, 2022
Get the Penismug. When a guy brags about how much sex he has, but his penis doesn’t work, so the other person has to do all of the work.
Person 1: “I heard Madison Cawthorn is getting divorced.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”
by anonymous December 22, 2021
Get the welfare penismug. a trip or vacation one takes with the intention of meeting up with or visiting someone in order to get laid
by Beavcoonn January 8, 2018
Get the penis pilgrimagemug. The scariest part of anybody. When it gets emotional it will erect itself as a tower of doom. When it's small, don't laugh, it will use it's power of mushyness.
Person 1: BRO.. do you have a big dick?
Person 2: Dude, what? Of course not, my name starts with S, I have almost no penis.
Person 2: Dude, what? Of course not, my name starts with S, I have almost no penis.
by Qutie137 March 2, 2022
Get the Penismug. 1.) Lack of Penis
2.) Cranky because of lack of dick
3.) Emotional because lack of long dick
4.) Period type symptoms because lack of intercourse involving a penis or dildo
2.) Cranky because of lack of dick
3.) Emotional because lack of long dick
4.) Period type symptoms because lack of intercourse involving a penis or dildo
Girl 1: OMG Nikki, im so angry and tired and just so emotional since my boo left me.
Girl 2: Aww Shay, its no big deal you're just suffering from penis absenthia
Girl 2: Aww Shay, its no big deal you're just suffering from penis absenthia
by anonymous June 2, 2022
Get the penis absenthiamug.