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Nut

A type of acorn, typically eaten by squirrels and have hard shells. What you thought i was gonna make a sex joke? Fuck off.
You: Hey man want some nuts?
Friend: no, but you can have deez nuts.
You: Fuck off dickhead.
Friend: no
by Autistic atheist gang March 2, 2020
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Twanged a Nut

When seeing a sportsman (usually a footballer) feel his groin after a groin strain.....
Nasty, groin strain there. Looks like he's Twanged a nut.
by The tiler January 30, 2019
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Fuck Nut

1: A person who is so incredibly retarded that they do literally everything in the dumbest fuckin way possible

2: A person who makes insanely idiotic mistakes on a hourly to daily basis and is too stupid to

A: Fix them.

B: Realize they did something retarded in the. first place
A: Omfg George wth are you doing? Why are you such a fuck nut?

B: My brothers are a bunch of fuck nuts.

C: Melissa doesn't realize how much of a fuck up she is, she's such a fuck nut
by TabrisDefinitions January 28, 2023
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Dip nut

When you eat marijuana debris off your finger
Bro my roll was trash last night so I had to dip nut
by Klaraqn January 8, 2020
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chump nuts

petty cash as spending money, especially the allowance some parents give their children
boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.

dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.
by Sexydimma July 5, 2012
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Nut

Nut, pronounced Nut
Synonyms: Pea, Wal, Alnut.
Antonym: EpiPen
Anything that can kill the kid with a nut allergy. It must be a nut however.
Nuts are usually brown, however a tingle may develop in the nut and make them white. How do nuts kill the kid? When the kid consumes the nuts, there throat will become obscured, and they will start choking on the nuts, killing the kid. The bigger the nut, the greater effect.
In a threatening way it may be used as

Angry person: YOU WANNA CHOKE ON MY NUTS BRO?

In a way to warn people it may be used as

Considerate person: A nut that big will kill you!

These are the most common ways nut is used.
by HormonalRage November 1, 2020
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Flying Nut Monkey

Verb: The act of swinging on a sex swing wearing a gorilla suit.
Mary Ann was totally into the flying nut monkey last night.
by Filthy gym sock July 16, 2017
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