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Monkey Sling

A sexual position in which the female is getting pounded doggy style, whilst the male grabs the tits, and the female tickles the mans ball whilst french kissing.
doggy style whilst you cup her breasts and she cups your balls also know as monkey slinging
by Bowman, Ivers, Taylor February 24, 2012
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Monkey pumping

Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.
Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in our family tree house
by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025
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anal dwelling research butt monkey

Being an ass and tweaked or hyped up on anpethiames or caffeine
Man he is a anal dwelling research butt monkey
by Crazy whiteboy October 10, 2023
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Monkey balls

Monkey balls is a term that is used to mock people of the LGBTQ+ community and the Dream SMP fandom when talking to cosplayers on Omegle. the slang 'monkey balls' consists of two words, monkey, meaning a small to medium-sized primate that typically has a long tail, most kinds of which live in trees in tropical countries. and balls meaning testicles. This is often used when DanganRonpa cosplayers are being suspicious.
person a:

''Yeah, I'm actually Nagito! N-nice to meet you.. Don't worry, I won't kill you.''
person b:

''monkey balls, monkey balls!''
by dicknballs606 March 23, 2022
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Bowl Monkey

Someone who proudly has a bowl cut and just has tht monkey twang to themselves.
The monkey can occasionally be dropped and it still has the same meaning.
Can be offensive depending on context
He’s such a fucking bowl monkey.
Why do you keep pissing me off? Stop being such a bowl
by Deeznutzluver711 September 14, 2022
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Grass Monkey Landscaping

Best lawn maintenance and landscaping service in middle Georgia.
Hey Brian, your yard looks like shit! Get Grass Monkey Landscaping to come take care of your mess.
by Grass Monkey Landscaping January 21, 2021
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dive bomb monkey plunge

Dive bomb monkey plunge is when a partner stands on the high end of the couch and jumps down onto the participating partner in pile drive position inserting cock.
I was so high up on the Dive Bomb Monkey Plunge I was lucky that I was able to hit the hole.
by MuddyBottoms May 8, 2022
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