SafeChat kid

Someone Who Can Be under the age of 13 On an app called Roblox

Roblox Player 1: Hey ######## i said stop

Roblox Player 2: i dont speak tags lol

Roblox Player 1: Lol imagine having safechat KID

by withtha5 June 20, 2022

The kids

Your whole position against me hinges on them but YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT DO YOU, YOU FUCKING FILTH?

Hym " 'But the kids! THE KIDS!!!' They cry though they fail to realize that THEY JUST DON'T CARE AT ALL about the ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

Stray kids

Hot, hot and cute

Stray kids is hot so Stan them

by C175gn January 3, 2021

Submarine kid

A kid that is very strong and post a lots of pictures of his abs in instagram. They press his stomach so hard that they end up being more pressed than the screws of a submarine.

Look at that submarine kid doing calisthenics.

by cheese faces December 3, 2019

The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.

Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024

green screen kid

a retarded content stealing piece of shit that is the result of unprotected incest.

Tom: THAT LITTLE SHIT STOLE THE YOUTUBE SHORT I MADE!!
Bob: that green screen kid deserves to be crucified!

by Death Metal and BlackMetal fan February 11, 2024

Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)

A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.

Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz

by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024