A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025
Get the Brown Belt Bromug. A magnum opus of sex moves. A husband has a large fast food meal then downs a bunch of laxatives. Later that evening when his wife is ready for sex she has him lay down on the bed and she lifts his legs up and as Mozart plays he erupts with shit all over his wife’s face.
Greg said to his wife “Hey honey, I heard Paul and Linda tried that Brown finale move last night”
“Oh really that’s interesting”
“Oh really that’s interesting”
by Xx_katzlover_xx lol October 17, 2019
Get the Brown Finalemug. After fisting someone’s asshole, you pull your hand out and smack their ass with an open hand ⭐️
Very common to leave immediately after.
Very common to leave immediately after.
by B&B2021 July 24, 2021
Get the Brown starfishmug. by Tobias DG February 10, 2024
Get the Im gonna brownmug. by GoonCave69 March 6, 2025
Get the Browned Itmug. when you have to pee extremely bad and your girl ties you down in a chair, sits naked on your lap and releases a massive tower of shit that makes you piss yourself badly.
Merlin Miranda and Iesha wills and Brianna Luckett got their revenge on me by beating me up, tieing me down to a chair and performing a powerful brown
by wordup24/7 October 28, 2010
Get the powerful brownmug. used jokingly with friends as an insult on them. used for fun and to get a laugh. in context of the woman in question is an absolute beast in every aspect; body face, etc. etc.
"dude look at her, thats all your bro get you some*laughs* "
"*laughs* hell no she is totally a Brown Body Bag Special"
"*laughs* hell no she is totally a Brown Body Bag Special"
by Syn Gates October 21, 2008
Get the Brown Body Bag Specialmug.