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Brown Russian

When you spit vodka directly into a close friends ass hole in order to achieve a quicker state of inebriation.
Holy shit balls kevin just gave me a brown russian
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Brown Kazoo

When a person is performing oral sex on another person's anus and audibly hums while doing so.
Oleg played Libby's "Brown Kazoo" when he hummed "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey while eating her butthole.
by VelveyJ. January 26, 2022
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Brown coffee

When you have liquid diarrhea and can’t make it to the toilet, so you just use a coffee cup
He had brown coffee last night after his toilet was occupied
by FireFuego May 20, 2025
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Brown trout

When a poo smoothly slips out of yo ass without leaving poo stains on the toilet paper
Dude: "Hey Jerry, I hit the shitter earlier, and unleashed brown trouts!"
Jerry: "YOOhohooooww!! Out came the brown trouts!!!111!!11!"
Dude: "what the fuck?"
Jerry: "OOohhohhoo! I got a nice waft of that poo stench!! Yipeee!"
by Mountaineer007251 March 25, 2022
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Carolina Hot Brown

A stack of three or more people laying ass-to-face, each performing analingus on the person above them.
“That orgy was great man! We finished the night with a Carolina Hot Brown! My face was completely buried in this chick’s crack while a stranger plunged their tongue into my anus from below!”
by PoopsieOnMahSquibba November 4, 2020
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Farmer Brown New York

In New York State; Vestal, there is a story that has been going around since 1844. The tale is 'Farmer Brown'. Farmer brown woke up a night to his daughter being gone, she was murdered for a satanic ritual. He went on a murderous rampage, killing 13 children. Eventually the town found him in choconut creek, also known today as the witches forest of new york, he was killed.
by New York Stories May 27, 2024
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