Deez Nuts

A joke personally to troll friends, family or randoms online.

A well known meme.

Person 1: “Hey, do you know Candice?”
Person 2: “Who’s Candice?”
Person 1: “CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH?”

by KNOWYOURFACTS June 2, 2021

nut diary

a friend that you tell every time you bust a nut

Jake: hop on Xbox man!!
Marc: busting a nut, then I will hop on.

Jake: Broooo! Wtf... I don’t need to know that. I’m not your nut diary.

by Caroue June 2, 2021

Bust A Nose Nut

To get satisfaction from a particularly violent sneeze

Didn't think it was gonna happen there, but thankfully the sun helped me bust a nose nut

by Kramardi June 3, 2021

gooci nut spray

a scented coat you apply to your nuts, it cums in a small bottle

put on gooci nut spray for a lavender balls smell

by Hottie55 June 7, 2021

Plan B FIFTY DOLLAR NUT

Man pays 50 dollars for a plan B just to ejaculat in a girl who can get pregnant.

I'm going out tonight and getting me a plan b fifty dollar nut tonight.

by Reeeseee June 10, 2021

Nut

To refer in a “noun like form” to something that is a “wtf” type of action the simple existence of one.

Ex: The dress Emma put on was nut!

the dress was so bad you would say “wtf” whenever you saw it; therefore, you would use nut in a sentence as such!

by that/n!gga June 11, 2021

deez nutted

An action in which one person manages to make another read the words 'deez nuts' over the internet.

bro i just got deez nutted

by wkandiel51 June 12, 2021