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Dick Pigeon

A girl who goes from guy to guy just for the hell of it. Also pigeons will scavenge for anything and are known to be the homeless beggars of the bird world, so a dick pigeon will go for any dick. Some would call this a whore but Dick Pigeon sounds more interesting.
Wow that girl up on the fourth floor is such a dick pigeon
by Douggie Fresh February 11, 2008
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dick whistler

A person who sucks dick, or will not drink on a good friends birthday.
Man that fag would not drink on Bob's birthday, he needs to quit being a dick whistler.
by Hadnuts December 17, 2007
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dick-jousting

A term that describes males at a meeting who try to out do each other by their claims of superiority. Derived from a term 'penis-jousting' that applies to an insect species where the male insects joust with their penises to win favor to mate with an available female.
Man, did you see those IT guys at today's meeting dick-jousting to see whose group would get that project? It was unbelievable!
by Laurence Guentert April 1, 2008
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Stump Dick

1.)A guy who talks big but never does anything.

2.)That guy you know who made a name for himself but really has nothing worth boasting about.

3.)A strong guy who cannot satisfy his girlfriend(s).
1.)John is really intimidating but then again he has no balls to do anything he threatens to do. What a stump dick.

2.)Herman is such a stump dick; he acts all high and mighty but he has no game.
by Iron M. February 17, 2009
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dick destroy

To engage in coitus with a female to the point that her vagina cannot forget about it for several days. This can be done because of the large size of one's member, by endurance, technique, or any combination thereof.
John dick destroyed his girlfriend Mary on Monday and, as such, did not get any for the rest of the week.
by TomHat January 13, 2009
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Dick Math

Dick Math is the application of specific mathematical formulas to obtain the true length, girth, and mass of a penis. It includes the applied mathematical concepts of degree of curvature, the Euclidean plane, thermal expansion, and other geometric formulas. Advanced Dick Math calculates the probability, time, and distance to pi.
After watching porn, Bobby tried using a ruler to measure his severely curved penis. He was ashamed that it was only four inches long. After using Dick Math, however, he was able to post on Facebook that he is the proud holder of a 6.5-inch member capable of delivering 46 cubic inches of delight.
by Mortadella May 14, 2014
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Dick Biscuit

What you call someone if they are being dickish or a douchebag.
Stop being a Dick Biscuit, Nate, I'm trying to work
by cavecharm October 31, 2014
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