No Nut November

No Nut November is the hardest confrontation any mortal man can come across during the entire year. It is said that once you succeed by not ejaculating even once during the entire month of November, a male will possess the permanent ability to levitate.

However, this challenge should not be taken lightly, as millions of men all across the world have failed and in some cases have committed suicide by the sheer urge to bust a nut, but not being allowed to.

Stay strong soldiers, well defeat these thots one by one.

Also, onlyfans.com is broke during this month.

Homie: "Yo are you gonna do No Nut November?"
Me: "Ye bro I already deleted my pronhub account."
Homie: "Good luck soldier. And remember no horny thoughts. Be the ultimate anti-simp."

by YsnDaBoss November 10, 2020

Smoked Nuts

When someone with saggy testicles farts near the fire and singes the hair of their testicles

Theodore was sitting too close to the fire on a hot summer's day. He let out a long fart which left him with smoked nuts.

by PinkyPopper October 17, 2022

No Nut November

No Nut November is a game to boys. During the month of November, you will not be allowed to "nut":ejaculate, until December 1st, but, by then, you will be in Dick Destroying December.

"I am going to participate in No Nut November"

by xXDeathBunnyXx December 1, 2019

Deez Nuts

DN

“Hey I sent a risky text to Landon last night”
“What’d he say”
“Trip, fall, and landon DEEZ NUTS”

by Ramenslayer336 June 22, 2021

Nut-to-but

When troopers line up in a column formation, typically as the starting formation in a linebattle or a promotion ceremony.

Line up! Nut-to-but gentlemen! -Unc0nn3ct3d during linebattle

by Mac Tíre_2k August 9, 2021

Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder

Also known as (CNTD). The affected person will have no control over when or where they tug their nuts.

"Joe has Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder and was caught tugging his nuts in the kitchen"

by Wenis man January 27, 2023

nut sack jam

A nut sack jam is an uneducated, dirty semi truck driver that has no clue how to maneuver their truck in a parking lot.

An idiot truck driver pulls into a truck stop or parking lot and it takes them an hour to get to semi backed in. These truck driver typically have unnecessary hood mirror.

That idiot just got himself into a nut sack jam.

by Christina1985 December 9, 2017