kalama high school

filled with wannabe gang bangers and guys that think they’re hard asf, but were raised in the suburbs and have a raging nic addiction. the girls at the school are fake ash, except for the ones the “EmO GiRlS” they’re usually pretty cool. rumors are spread weekly and it is very rare that you will find any true friends, but not impossible. everyone in kalama high school have no respect for anyone, and are the most disrespectful little shits you’ll ever meet.

the only ‘cool’ thing about kalama high school is that it was used in the twilight movies.

“yo do yk where kalama high school is”
“yeah, i moved out of that shithole. i hate it there.”

by ShutUp:)) December 1, 2021

Patrick County High School

A terrible fucking school full of drug addicts and dumb assholes. It’s as white as a school can get and half of them are obese and have greasy, pungent, nastyass mullets. You lose about 46% of your brain cell count the moment you enter this place because of the sheer lack of chromosomes people have. It’s awful. Also people smear shit on the walls so mind yourself if you happen to be near a wall. I’m sorry

Normal person: Where are you from, sir?
Rednecks, racists, and otherwise lesser people: Patrick County High School!
Normal person: oh 😟

by kleenexuser308 November 21, 2021

woodlan jr/sr high school

a school where 90% of the boys have mullets, the parking lot is full of trucks, you find dead roaches in the hallways, our mascot is a native american named fucking dave, the average penis size is just about three inches, upper classmen date middle schoolers, and it’s basically a klan rally in disguise.

did that kid disappear off the face of the earth?
no, he just goes to woodlan jr/sr high school

by meatboat123 January 25, 2022

Elk Grove high school

A high school located in elk grove village IL full of hot Cheeto Latina girls with fake eyelashes and suburban gangster Edgars who can't go without saying the N word every sentence. You usually spot these Edgars in their natural habitat such as the bathrooms, and Lions park smoking like it's their last day on earth. The school is known for also having a garbage football team.

Typical day in Elk grove high school
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)

by IntellegentEdgar February 21, 2023

Northern High School

nasty ass school in md with fake ass people. at least its better than calvert.

ur mom: you go to Northern High School?
boobs: yes
ur mom: why?

by cooochiedestroyer123 December 19, 2021

franklinton junior high school

fjhs, is a school for 7th and 8th grade kids, it is full of drama,fights,and hot boys...grayson...lmao. fjhs is also a really good school that typically doesnt put up w/ bullying up but my time there they did bc they have favorites and are shitty

the school franklinton junior high school is a weird school

by tintinnnn February 1, 2022

Saint Augustine High school

Saints is the best all boys school ever unlike that crack head school Cathedral 🤮🤮 They all brag about how rich they are when In reality its more expensive to get into saints 😁🤭 💰. Go Saints not Cathedral !!! 😂😂

Bob - Saint Augustine high school is amazing

Stupid head - I wish I could go to saints but instead I go to Cathedr🤮al.

by Saints January 24, 2020