cum

when you masturbate to hard

Michael: yo bro imma go watch porn
Bro: ok
12 mins later
Bro: why are your pants white?
Michael: i cummed while watching porn

when you masturbate to fast cum

by i am only in 3rd grade dont as August 4, 2023

Cum

white stuff from yo dick that makes babys

how do u make children well first a man has to cum in a woman

by sir pablo the 3rd March 13, 2022

Cum

That weird sticky white substance that comes out of yo cock when you get a little bit too excited.

he cummed last night.

by LukeeWORDS April 29, 2023

Cum Calypso

This is where somebody drinks cum from a condom

So, Patric Philip gizzed in a condom, then decided to perform cum calypso and drink it from the condom. Squeezing the condom to get every last drop from the vessel.

by Mikool77 January 17, 2025