Cum messiah

1. The best song on the internet
2. A man who is simply to hot for this plane of reality
3. What your mother calls me

When the cum messiah is listening to cum messiah, the world turns white.

by pOng_wong August 24, 2021

cum cheemus

monke yes
(this definition is sponsored by a shark bird)

Alkaide’s very fond of the cum cheemus

by AvemPistris December 3, 2020

cum-blimp

kuhm-blimp n. a used condom which has been inflated to blimp like proportions and tied off, allowing it to float with the crew (semen) able to move around freely inside.

1. If you fill a cum-blimp with hydrogen and take a lighter to it, you can redefine "blowing your load."
2. I love having cum-blimp races with the guys after the gangbang.

by VainDadMelt May 20, 2021

cum swindler

also the verb: to swindle cum. To abscond and/or purloin with bodily fluids from an unsuspecting or oblivious individual, often with an insidious or devious nature. Used colloquially to describe a swingin, promiscuous, or otherwise evil individual.

God damn! That Jasper really is bein' a cum swindler tonite. Cleetis was havin' sex with his sister and that idjit just done in there like a cum swindler! YIIIIHAW!!!!

by Darrell#1 May 16, 2010

Cum

you’re not fucking funny for searching this! Grow up kid

“Ahhh I’m gonna cum!”

by CUMDUMPTERRRR June 5, 2022

don't bully me I'll cum

a term that a femboy or someone who thinks their funny whilst crying over the facts they’re bitchless spending their nights in their parents basement.

Nerdy ass kid: “don't bully me I'll cum”
Everyone else: “shut your bitch ass up nigga you dad left you” etc.

by Zestied December 18, 2023