dick cheese

when you don’t clean ur fucked up peepee and then you just grow cheese

“oh my god i can’t believe jesse has dick cheese”

by ih8whitepeople July 5, 2019

Cheese Ache

Abdominal pain from eating too much cheese, more prevalent in lactose intolerant individuals

I'm getting cheese aches after eating too many appetizers, I'm going to destroy Johns bathroom

by Willowwater January 5, 2022

Cheese and Garlic

The phrase "Cheese and Garlic" was brought to this world by a fellow called Macy. She is a bit of a Noob. Don't tell her. But she invented the fine masterpiece that is cheese and garlic. Cheese means Pro. Garlic means Noob. :)

your friend walks into a room with a plate of cheese and garlic. You are filming her and she goes:
"ChEeSe aNd GaRLiC"
Comedy gold

by biggestpro1 October 26, 2019

Crackaroni & Cheese

A delicious pot of macaroni and cheese but you mix in 6 kilos of crack. Perfect for family gatherings and partying!

Jim: hey al, this funerals getting kinda mid, when can I get a bowl of that special Crackaroni & Cheese?
Al: we didn't even give the eulogy yet and wtf are you even talking about?

by VervetMonkey August 20, 2023

Cheese

a loaf of milk

i ate cheese

by the phantom word March 22, 2021

Cheese

It's just cheese what did you expect

Person 1 : cheddar cheese
Person 2 : you know that's not funny

by Crispy juicy Krabby patty April 22, 2022

Dutch Cheese-pull

When a severely unclean person (male or woman) does not clean their genitalia and when they pull the genitals apart a cheesy substance appears

Yeah i almost got to hit but she did the Dutch Cheese-pull

by JWG419 April 1, 2024