nut duvet

Ejaculating into a duvet consistently, avoiding the requirement for socks or tissue. The duvet should avoid being washed to ensure potency.

Tito Jackson just uses a nut duvet because he’s a lazy boy.

by Nutduvetlover March 27, 2022

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no nut November

try not to nut in the month November

fuck its no nut November

by domeino9786 November 3, 2020

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Tissue Nut

A peanut inside of a box of tissues

I found a tissue nut the other day while blowing my nose

by BobmanChickn February 6, 2020

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Smoked Nuts

When someone with saggy testicles farts near the fire and singes the hair of their testicles

Theodore was sitting too close to the fire on a hot summer's day. He let out a long fart which left him with smoked nuts.

by PinkyPopper October 17, 2022

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Fuck-nut; the rated R version of "loose cannon" is an insult implying that the recieving end is incapable of basic human thought, therefore indicating a need to be insulted. This is where "fuck-nut" comes in. Walk up to this "individual" and as if a magician saying abbracadabra, say it straight to their dumb fucking face.

"Excuse me kind sir."
"Yes my friend?"

"You are a bonafide fuck-nut!"

by an oddly literate kamikaze May 15, 2016

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