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I know my shit

When you know what's the dilly, yo.
-"Got some connections, bro..."
-"I know my shit."
by nikkan_hanil June 30, 2004
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Then I found five dollars!

When you have said something utterly retarded this phrase can be added to the end of your statement thereby nullifying the fact that you have just made a complete jackass of yourself.
Hey you know what I miss about being a little kid? Playing Candyland. Then I found five dollars.
by Ted Hartman October 5, 2004
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I want to see you

When a boy repeatedly tells you he "wants to see you" and you say "I want to see you too" because you miss each other, and he says, "No, I want to see you." It means, I want to SEE you, as in He is asking you out. He wants to be your boyfriend...
Boy: "I want to see you"
Girl: "I want to see you too"
Boy: NO, I want to see you"
Girl:"Uhhh.... I want to see you too...?"
Boy:"NO! I want to see you!"
Girl:"....?"

*1 week later*
Boyfriend+Girlfriend. <3
by RosieViola July 28, 2010
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I could care less

A twisted, incorrect version of "I couldn't care less", invented by Americans (who else?) that clearly means the exact opposite of what is intended.
Idiots caught using it will offer up pitiful excuses such as "it's sarcasm, DUH!", or "it's historically acceptable, I'm not stupid, YOU'RE stupid!"
It is obvious to anyone who actually knows how to use sarcasm, or doesn't believe that stupidity is a recent invention, that these excuses represent nothing more than a transparent attempt to cover up the shame of talking like an idiot for most of their lives.
Stupid: "Pfft, I could care less about that".
I'mWithStupid: "You mean you *couldn't* care less. To say you could care less means you care at least a little. You're stupid, Stupid."
Stupid: "No, I was being sarcastic, *obviously*."
I'mWithStupid: "That doesn't even make sense."
Stupid: "Well, it's been used since the 1960s so it must be right!"
I'mWithStupid: "The fact that you still haven't corrected a mistake made by an idiot that long ago just makes you look *more* stupid."
Stupid: "...What were we talking about again?"
I'mWithStupid: "I couldn't care less..."
by ThatGoose March 10, 2014
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i like chocolate milk

a phrase commonly used by the cartoon character cheese from foster home for imaginary friends. ironically he is lactose and tolerant, and yet he is called cheese and his favourite drink is chocolate milk. i like chocolate milk is also used by me very commonly, as i am a retard.
person no. 1: hey, what you up to?
me: I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK....
person no. 2: retard...
by iadoreyoumydear July 23, 2010
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i'm sexy and i know it

A song people made while on drugs but became a huge hit. It's gay as fuck.
Person 1: Have you heard the song 'I'm Sexy and I Know It'?

Person 2: Say that one more time and I swear to fucking god I will kill you
by OreoLover20 May 30, 2016
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I beat my meat

Man my dicks hella sore I beat my meat for too long last night.
by Dab a Ranch May 4, 2017
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